12 Times Selina Meyer Knows Your Life
The 'Veep' in our lives knows all.
Veep's Selina Meyer says what everyone else is thinking.
She's confident, quick on her feet, wise beyond all reason, and stately at every second — basically everything you want (No. NEED.) to be. As a matter of fact, if you were the type of person to call a celeb "Mom," she'd be yours.
Selina Meyer knows your life...
At the DMV
"Listen, Carol, I know I missed a payment, but since when has enjoying Nutella brioche while driving been a ticketable offense?"
When a child does something mediocre, but you feel a responsibility to keep their fragile world intact
Aaand 67 finger paintings.
When your older-than-dirt relative "tsk tsks" your hilarious Facebook status
That moment when Aunt Martha becomes more trouble than your mom's worth.
When anyone at all disagrees with you
When The Biggest Loser comes on
When making political decisions
When your so-called friend posts an atrocious picture of you on social media
Guess who's uninvited to the gluten-free cookie exchange.
When you pull an all-nighter and the third Redbull just isn't cutting it
The question is, how much do you really need your teeth?
When you are absolutely, 100 percent not fine
When some entitled stranger parks in your spot
When you're drunk with your crush
And when you have no new matches on Tinder