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Veep's Selina Meyer says what everyone else is thinking.
She's confident, quick on her feet, wise beyond all reason, and stately at every second — basically everything you want (No. NEED.) to be. As a matter of fact, if you were the type of person to call a celeb "Mom," she'd be yours.
Selina Meyer knows your life...
At the DMV
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"Listen, Carol, I know I missed a payment, but since when has enjoying Nutella brioche while driving been a ticketable offense?"
When a child does something mediocre, but you feel a responsibility to keep their fragile world intact
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Aaand 67 finger paintings.
When your older-than-dirt relative "tsk tsks" your hilarious Facebook status
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That moment when Aunt Martha becomes more trouble than your mom's worth.
When anyone at all disagrees with you
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When The Biggest Loser comes on
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When making political decisions
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When your so-called friend posts an atrocious picture of you on social media
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Guess who's uninvited to the gluten-free cookie exchange.
When you pull an all-nighter and the third Redbull just isn't cutting it
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The question is, how much do you really need your teeth?
When you are absolutely, 100 percent not fine
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When some entitled stranger parks in your spot
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When you're drunk with your crush
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*wasted
And when you have no new matches on Tinder
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