The 25 Hottest Actors of 2013

Age: 49
Height: 5'11"
Sign: Sagittarius
Turn-Ons: Fighting, fly-fishing, baseball, rewriting history

Turn-Offs: Zombies, Nazis, aging backwards
Recent Achievements in Hotness: Brad Pitt has saved the world from serial killers, Hitler, Spartans, and antiquated baseball scouting tactics, but none of that compares to fending off a zombie apocalypse with perfectly manicured hair.